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this is NOT from nov 22nd. its from, like september. [22 Nov 2008|04:00pm]
hey ladies and germanies. longy time.

i am typing on a shitty fucking computer. bare with a negro.

in a nutshell... i am very bored. i work 40 hours a week for a class action lawsuit claims administer in the call center answering questions about why bank of america screws peoples investments up and why blah blah blah, and people tell me how stupid it is to invest your money in things, and i think its true now. i read for almost 6 hours a day at work which is okay and i get paid 12 dollars an hour to do so. not so bad, if i could only listen to music maybe i could get high before work and make it awesome. but, no, it remains boring as fuck.

people in minneapolis, for the most part, are pretty disappointing. some of them are alright, everyone is really kind of wierd and extremely flakey. this girl just screwed liam and i out of rent money by running out on it. oh well. it is fun to make fun of her with my other friend who is 17 and has already been to rehab for cocaine. shes pretty awesome though and has a cool vintage ebay store called magnitude vintage. look it up. i like to party with her a lot because shes crazy and usually has money. also hilarious, that girl.

Liam is kind of getting on my nerves. when he isn't hurting my feelings by what i percieve as neglect, he is driving me crazy by not doing anything at home when i work all day. or i am driving myself crazy for wondering if i should continue trying this thing out, and wondering if this is how all relationships are or if im just overly sensative, even though i could never actually talk to liam about anything because hes impossible to talk to about anything. sometimes i get drunk and try to punch him, but hes stronger than me and he can restrain me. then i feel bad and go to sleep. i also feel bad because i get mad at him to myself all the time for no real reason. i just dont know. i may be too unstable and crazy.

i am home alone toniht, which i think is good. i dont get to be alone except for at work. i also never get to use the internet and now i can. i wish jane would come over, though, because im bored and dont have any cigarettes.

i get really home sick frequently, and it often times makes me wonder why i moved. but then i am really glad that i did, because, honestly. sick. atlanta? ugh. but, minneapolis, like i said. kind of wierd. i love liam and new things, though.

i never have any money, which sucks. dont ever bank with wells fargo.

sometimes i think about my friends here and then i realise theyre not my friends at all, theyre my boyfriends friends. coming to this relization was a major relief, however, because now i dont feel bad for not giving that much of a shit.

liams band is doing pretty good and has received a lot of positive feedback after releasing their latest album. its exciting. also kind of annoying because his band mates who are also his friends hang out and they sure do love talking about
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onlines just fine, night tiem, anytime. [29 Mar 2008|12:14am]
get your degree. set yourself free. national american university.

thats a local commercial that airs hear and i have memorized the whole thing!

anyhoot.

i am at work right now. I was assigned through a staffing agency to work the american library association conference here in minneapolis. I get paid 12 dollars an hour. which is how i will afford to pay my rent this month.

i have been working approximately 9 - 11 hour days since tuesday. but today is my last day. im glad. I think/ hope i will get hired at this theater next week.

hmmm. what else? the snow is finally melting and its getting nice outside.

oh yeah, i made a new friend here at the convention. she works next to me, and she is, like, 60 or something and her name is winnie. shes really nice and is going to hire me to teach her grandson some art lessons in june. fun!

on tuesday i was walking home from the convention center and i saw a vibrator on the side of the road. GROSS!

alright. bye.
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the compooter told me whose isa gwuina vote fo. [07 Jan 2008|01:18pm]
but, isa gwine choose da black man.

80% Hillary Clinton
80% John Edwards
78% Chris Dodd
78% Barack Obama
77% Bill Richardson
71% Mike Gravel
67% Joe Biden
63% Dennis Kucinich
53% Rudy Giuliani
47% John McCain
42% Mike Huckabee
42% Tom Tancredo
37% Mitt Romney
30% Fred Thompson
27% Ron Paul

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
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last day. and the lord said. amen. [20 Dec 2007|04:03pm]
no one else is in the building.

the bridge club people brought me free lunch which was delicious.

sally came and sent a fax.

i watched this



liam flies in tonight.

this is my all-time favorite video of a monkey



um... smell ya later!
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if we took a holiday. took some time to celebrate. [19 Dec 2007|04:38pm]
Liam is coming in tomorrow, and my entire house is, like in shambles, and his main christmas present (a portable 8 track player) and two 8 tracks havent come in the mail yet and we are leaving on Saturday to go to DC, and then i will be going directly to Minneapolis until the 3rd of January.

Stressful. Very.

My doctor called in a Valium refill for me, which i will be filling tomorrow morning. phewwwy!

Hmmm. Packing my things is so so so so so hard and annoying. It's like I can't pack things because I dont really want to take anything, and, like, i dont know how I much shipping is going to be, blah, blah, blah. I can't wait to see our new apartment on the first. I'm pretty excited. I also can't wait to close my bank of america checking account, those fags. im going with washington mutual, i think. any suggeations?

Joslyn just brought me some french fries from Arbys to work, and they were delicious. Some "Life Institute" is offering Life Coach classes here and the entire thing is kind of like a gigantic scam. It's rediculous.

The fact that I am actually moving really far away to where it is extremely cold for my boyfriend has started to scare me more and more. I am scared. But, more than scared Im pretty excited. And, I have little expectations other than its going to be different than anything I've ever done before. YAY! Life is pretty berzerko

I want to live here:

or here


I think at work today I am going to watch videos and not do anything and get paid for it. I wish I were home cleaning. I am going to get off early tonight and go home and do that until I fall asleep... and Im going to watch beloved cable programs, which I am going to miss SOOO MUUCH when i move. so so much.

anyway. here's some more photos of the apartments I'm moving to:




i'm gonna live in that city right there. except it wont be green like that when i get there it will be grey and white and cold. fun!

obeekaybee.

catch yall later.
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[14 Dec 2007|02:05am]
i sold three paintings for two hundred dollars today. If you are wondering which ones, one is the girl puking on the other girl, another is the blue one with two stylized cityscapes, and the other one is the stripey one with a little clock. then we got beers and played photohunt.

fun.
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ew! [08 Nov 2007|12:18am]


oh poop and pee. what CANT you do?! besides smell or taste good.
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testicles [09 Oct 2007|02:41am]
I finally decided to try and work my moms computer to do things on it. and i made this fun video in the process!
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ok for rill [16 Aug 2007|02:09am]
alright. here's what i was going to type earlier. i went for making fake ID at work, and made a fake press pass for some media organization called trance north america/ trance americana or something. its for people who take hallucinagens and listen to trance, i found out after making it. hahah.

anyhoo. Liam is coming here on the 24th. Im finding it hard to not get too excited. i learned a long time ago to not get too excited about things. Because if you do, you might end up looking foolish. But, I'm pretty fucking excited. He's going to stay here for ten days. TEN! I love that round number. He's coming with his/ our (?) friend Carin. she's level headed and nice. shes not stayng for ten days. I don't know what we are going to do while hes here. Make some sweet lovin', I know that. Otherwise... eat? drugs?


thats my boyfriend.

Um, I have a lot of obligations to fill while he's here, which sucks. I have to hang a show on the Wednesday I am supposed to take Carin to the Airport. I don't know how thats going to work. there are a lot of wrinkles which require ironing out in this entire trip, because Liams not real big on making plans, i guess. I have another work thing to do on the Saturday after he gets here, which i am going to try and get out of. I'm also going to take a couple of days off. I think I only have to take two off, which is good, and should be do-able. I hate that word do-able. What else? Oh, I have a dentist appointment. But, it should be a short one.

I don't know, I'm glad he's going to be here for ten days, because some of the days he's here he is going to have to find something to do with his friends. It sucks. Oh well. I think It will be some kind of testiment to our love. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! but also, awwwwwww. but then again, yikes!

I also start school the Monday before he comes, which means the week he is here will be the 2nd week of school, which means I will probably have, like, my first assignments. Here's the classes I'm taking this semester:

-Choices for Life (Health Class)
-some other health class that counts for PE credit
-ATEC (keyboarding), which means i dont have to take a forgeign language since i took computer science and magically passed that shit barely!
-American History from some date to some other date. zzzzz
-English 1101, EASY! thats right, i havent taken english 1101 yet. i took it once at the Art Institute but that peice of shit school is unacredited, and is a money trap... like 98% of everything in the world.

I registered for swimming for a half semester course for health insurance reasons, but i am dropping it, even though i would love to take swimming. but, I dont have to take an activity class, so i will just swim on my own time.

All of those classes are online, too, so i will FINALLY have something to do at work other than watch movies/ play with office supplies/ read. well, i will read.

I was thinking about how much work I have to do at work, and it is sort of a lot. Like, coordinating the shows takes a little bit of effort, and, like, organization and time management and professionalism(!!!). Hanging them takes some labor type work and slight creativity. And, I like it! It's just when I get bored I feel like going home. But, like Ive said, the finished product is worth the time and effort, and it makes me feel pretty good. And, even though I am poor and in a lot of debt, the money is pretty good. Not good, but pretty good.

The government wants me to find Christmas themed art for a show at the Historic Courthouse. Which seems highly against the LAW (government courthouse), and i refuse to do it. even if I wanted to I've never even HEARD of christmas themed art!!! HAHAH. I laughed a lot upon that request. unbelievable.

um. hmmmm. What else for you livejournal? My mom is going thru radiation treatment right now, and it makes her sort of crazy. It sucks, but, I'm glad she is alive, and I'm pretty used to her being crazy considering she was an alcoholic for a long time during my youth and had many-a-drunken-tantrum. Crazy old times. whew.

Ummmmm. I gave Weezie a Lion cut today, and she looks very weird but also very hilarious and adorable. Her hair was driving me insane, so it had to go. Pictures will be posted of this dogs new haircut, maybe mine (although its not so new anymore), and my new fake press pass.

And to wrap things up here: I dont have to work until sunday, Im going to athens tomorrow, and Liams middle name is Padrig, which apparently is gaelic for patrick, and i find it very cute and funny, and life is crazy, and I'm getting older.

FUN!
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work aint hard and the boss man aint mean. [15 Aug 2007|07:05pm]
Oooh, work. You are easy sometimes! Why is it that when I am at work I like it, but once I'm gone I hate it? Love it! Hate it! Love it! Hate it! My Sister! My Mother! haha... Chinatown.

I have two more hours left, and I can't decide whether I want to make fake press passes/ IDs for myself, or read Harry Potter, or watch a movie on Netflix, or just, like, be on the computer. It's a tough choice.

ANYHOO. I'd better get to work on one of those things, time is dwindling.

I will type in livejournal about what i was initially going to type about later tonight.

suckers!
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Bye Bye Brookey Baby [13 Aug 2007|07:12pm]


Thanks for spreading your husbands monies like manuer. Way to get really old and be rich for the majority of your life.
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far out [09 Aug 2007|07:48pm]
haha. look, i just realized i can plug my camera into my computer and record myself while watching myself on the computer at the same time!!! what other potentials could this lead to?!

wow.
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i found this pickness in my pocknet. [09 Aug 2007|01:37pm]
I said that once when i found a toothpick in my pocket. i was probably on drugs.

So, the opening reception for the Student Show was last night. I have never been so GLAD to be done with organizing an art show. Here are two absolute nightmare words to a curators ears: GROUP and STUDENT!!! haha. And then after that comes TRADITIONAL.

But, it all went smoothly, and i got a lot of compliments. And Sally came by which made it a lot more tolerable. It is rewarding to finish things. I still want a new, more fun and more money to me, job. but.

I went to the dentist today to get a crown. I think it was one of the worst dentist experiences so far with this dentist. It wasnt that bad, though, i cant imagine how horrible it would have been if I didnt have such a wonderful jewish dentist!

Oh yeah, i went and got a haircut at Toni & Guy. My haircut confused me at first, but after i fixed it, i realized that i think the girl (who was black and cool looking) was going for some kind of hip-neo-eighties-look. So, I have a small mullet type emp haircut. I think I like it, but Im still testing out the mullet aspect. I will post pictures so you can judge my haircut for yourselves!

ok. Soup and beer now (PS, this is a good diet if you are watching your weight, for very obvious reasons... such as pooping quickly)... then im gonna give my doggie a bathiola! I love doggies! and boyfriends! and friends in general! and attractive people!!!
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blackburry [30 Jul 2007|06:12pm]
I think i really want to get a blackberry. i don't really know why. mostly because i want to organize my life with it, and be able to get on the internet whenever i want? can you get on the internet on a blackberry?

also whats the service like on those things? i mean, the rate. and, does cingular at&t offer this service. these are questions i will get paid to answer right now.



revision: oh mylanta, what a waste of money!
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and you drank it! [18 Jul 2007|01:10am]
oh sorry. here's that video that i dont know if i mentioned i stumbled onto the other day at work of me backstage at sxsw for the vandelles. i was obviously wasted and it was probably, like, noon or something. look for the infamous H&M hoodie.


here's me being sort of in a bad mood because liam was sitting on me and it was uncomfortable and i was about to go to the airport and i didnt want to be on camera in minneapolis. good times.


i tried on, like, for pairs of pants today and they were all TOO BIG!!! i think the juniors size four is getting a lot fatter. for real, because i always weigh the same amount!
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myself [16 Jul 2007|08:45pm]
15 minutes left of work. it is really boring, and we cant get on myspace. but, i found a video of the vandelles playing at sxsw and im in the background. haha. all of this research time is spent looking for myself on the internet.
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throw a razor in my mouf straight slicin that shit. [13 Jul 2007|08:18pm]
oh boiizeees.

heres a little update on my trip to minneapolis. hmmm. well, my mom gave me two hundred dollars to spend bfore i left, then on the way to the airport my moms girlfriend gave me, like, 80 dollars. and i got paid a nice check. this was a great start!

the flight was alright, the atl airport amazes me how busy it is, its fuckin crazy!

i got to msp and liam met me at the baggage claim, which was cute. it was really fuckin hot there that day! um, blah, blah, i changed clothes and we went to a party with drugs and people, and i ended up blacking out. success! then i had sex and went to sleep.

we woke up and went to eat/ i got a beer. it was hot again. but then it rained, and the temperature dropped, like, 20 degrees. phew. this was on sunday, which was the day before liams birthday. for his birthday, i wanted to get a nice hotel suite and order a lot of room service and stuff. so i booked a room at the embassy suites, which was pretty nice. before we went we stopped by savers (a thrift store place) to buy swim shorts. i also bought a plastic horse, which became the star of the weekend. i named him horsey.



that horse saw some wild stuff! on the way there our cabby was CRAZY!!! but awesome and hilarious. that night i ordered four bottles of wine, and we had a wine and valium party. FUN! we also took advantage of the ammenities, like pool and steam room and free drinks happy hour!

the next morning i decided to keep the room another night. it was liams birthday that day, so he decided he didnt even want to leave the hotel at all, which was aok with me! you know how i feel about moving around and stuff. so, we went to the bar and pretty much started getting wasted for the day.

that night a bunch of his/ our friends came over to the room and we did a bunch of drugs and i ordered a bunch of champagne and we partied like fuckers. it was a lot of fun.

the next day sucked because we had to check out of the room all in a hurry, since we didnt go to sleep until, like 7 in the morning... oops. it also sucked cause i had to go home that day. oh well. his friends got me drunk before a had to go to the airport, but i was still sad.

we also took about 80 polaroids, which i left up there in hopes that someone will scan them and mail them to me. we'll see about that.

i've always wanted to, like, give someone a really good birthday like that, and im glad when i got a chance to it was for someone that i am in love with. i wont talk about it much, but liams awesome, and i dont want to be with anyone else ever. sooorrry every other boy!

is that all i have to say right now? if i havent hung out with you in more than 3 months than we should reall do something to change that!!!
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[07 Jul 2007|03:11am]
i'm going to minneapolis at 4:30 saturday to visit ye olde long distance boyfe, liam, for his birthday. taking trips is great, and i cant wait to _______ ____ ______ my brains out.

today i got my paycheck, which i love, and i got sort of stuck having to eat lunch with my coworkers, and then there was a lady ina wheelchair blocking me in my seat... anyway.

heres my latest finished project for work. the drop shadow on the text wasnt my idea, nor the color, or placement, i have to say that, but, i dont really mind it too much.

thank you tax payers!!!!!!

frontzies

backseez


ps. i got free mushrooms yesterday, and i dont know what i did with them! i hope they dont show up at the airport with me.
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why i like being alive and having eyeballs: [01 Jul 2007|11:37am]
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god causes cancer [22 Jun 2007|03:30pm]
so, i found out yesterday that my mom has ye olde cancer of the titty.

it's small and treatable but it sucks all the same.

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